Thursday, September 30, 2010
Daves Updates
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pogos,
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Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Injecting Hamburgers
This explains a lot about me. It definitely explains the eating habits of Heavy D and Little Rig - in fact it explains the general physique of most everyone I associate with. Shame what our society has come to... now who's dick do I have to suck to get a damn cheese burger around here!! I'm gettin the shakes.
Proof that the no crust diet may be paying off for the Belly Beastwick!
So I noticed Beastwick's sticking to his "No Crust Diet". When I asked how it was going he wouldn't shut up about all the weight he's lost. I personally couldn't see it so we pulled out the golden scale.
He wasn't lying, the Belly's down to 207LBS from 220LBS. Little Rig on the other isn't on the "No Crust Diet"
And continues to hover around the 230 mark.. Keep posted for next Wednesdays weigh in!
Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Eat Pizza Slow
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Monday, September 27, 2010
5lb Grilled Cheese
Man vs. Food is the best thing to happen to TV since the remote control. Look at the size of that fuckin sandy. Hope he has some pretty good plumbing wherever & whenever he has to let go of this bad boy. ouch.
Burrito Day
I've been bugging the lunch ladies to have Mexican food for 6 weeks now. Today my hard work paid off:
Saturday, September 25, 2010
2 Inch Caribou Steaks Anyone???
Friday, September 24, 2010
Dave's Updates 1
A couple years ago we filmed 8 food updates with the Beastwick. Here's the first ever..
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Brenda and the girls pig out...
... much to Amanda's disgust.
HD and LD's wing off
wednesday wings were nuttin short of amazing!! 20 wings per belly, decided to take it easy with minimal grease, we were in n out in 40 mins, had a few pints, and a buncha laughs, basicly is was more of a belly meeting than a contest, check back next week, the bills on LD and he doesnt hold back!
ps these days the U-19's roll in a little earlier to get a good seat!
cant wait for next weeks mess
The Great Toronto Poutine Challenge: Winners
The Great Toronto Poutine Challenge is a feature on blogTO that I've been following for the past 20 days. Basically, the author ate a different poutine every day for the past 20 days and rated each based on Fries, Gravy and Cheese. It got a ton of negative feedback and really could have been one 'best of' list, but I give this guy some serious Gluttony points. Perhaps a Belly Buster poutine challenge is in order...
via blogto.com
via blogto.com
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
KFC Ass-vertising
KFC Ass-vertising On College Girls To Promote Double Down
Because the KFC Double Down sandwich—two pieces of bacon, melted Monterey Jack and Pepper Jack cheese, and the Colonel's sauce nestled between two chicken fillets instead of bread slices—didn't get much media attention when it debuted in April, the company is resorting to grassroots marketing. On your ass. If you are a female college undergraduate, you are eligible to receive $500 from KFC in exchange for wearing KFC Double Down branded sweat pants around campus. You'll also need to turn over your dignity (if you've still got any). But hey, that's all part of growing up!
KFC has already introduced the promotion on a campus in Louisville, its corporate headquarters. Brand ambassadors sporting the "one-of-a-kind" Double Down logo on the rear "attracted fellow students across campus with KFC gift certificates." (Because college dudes just can't resist a hot gift certificate.) In a press release, KFC announced it will select students at three additional campuses and outfit them with the customized sweat pants, which subconsciously show exactly where all the Double Down's 32 grams of fat calories are going. Check out KFC's Facebook page for your chance to be a corporate tool in sweats!
fuck ya. This is what I call grassroots marketing at its finest. I am dyin to try this fucking sandwich so bad. Who wants to make a run across the border for a quick double down and maybe a stop @ jack in the box ??
Because the KFC Double Down sandwich—two pieces of bacon, melted Monterey Jack and Pepper Jack cheese, and the Colonel's sauce nestled between two chicken fillets instead of bread slices—didn't get much media attention when it debuted in April, the company is resorting to grassroots marketing. On your ass. If you are a female college undergraduate, you are eligible to receive $500 from KFC in exchange for wearing KFC Double Down branded sweat pants around campus. You'll also need to turn over your dignity (if you've still got any). But hey, that's all part of growing up!
KFC has already introduced the promotion on a campus in Louisville, its corporate headquarters. Brand ambassadors sporting the "one-of-a-kind" Double Down logo on the rear "attracted fellow students across campus with KFC gift certificates." (Because college dudes just can't resist a hot gift certificate.) In a press release, KFC announced it will select students at three additional campuses and outfit them with the customized sweat pants, which subconsciously show exactly where all the Double Down's 32 grams of fat calories are going. Check out KFC's Facebook page for your chance to be a corporate tool in sweats!
fuck ya. This is what I call grassroots marketing at its finest. I am dyin to try this fucking sandwich so bad. Who wants to make a run across the border for a quick double down and maybe a stop @ jack in the box ??
Kebab in a Can
With real garlic sauce! It's the taste of 2am that you can enjoy any time. EAT IT.
What's up fuckers?
From Merrick and Rosso... it's Australian.
What's up fuckers?
From Merrick and Rosso... it's Australian.
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
McD's Around the World!
There are some places in this world with an unfair McDonald's advantage!! Here's 40 of them, including a McPoutine that is apparently available in Canada (although I'm sure I would have heard of this by now).
A little beauty from Asia:
via foodnetworkhumour.com
A little beauty from Asia:
via foodnetworkhumour.com
Greasy Food and the Urban Dictionary
I just did a random search for "greasy food" in the Urban Dictionary and mixed in amongst the usual types of answers (Chinese food, taco etc.) was this little number:
Aye carumba! Sounds like a party. It's also worth checking out the definition for taco, and other definitions with the word 'greasy' located on the left of the page.
GREASY!
Aye carumba! Sounds like a party. It's also worth checking out the definition for taco, and other definitions with the word 'greasy' located on the left of the page.
GREASY!
Plausible outcome to Double D's wing off...
This may take the plunger of trust to sort out...
heavy D and Little D's wing off
7/11 Strikes Again...
Much better than the Zombie Dick Dog promotion, still seems kinda steep for a dirty slider:
Oh thank heaven, it's 7/11.
Oh thank heaven, it's 7/11.
Grilled cheese w extra cheese, plus cheese.
Woke up this morning with a hankerin for something heavy. Usually, this would involve a trip down to Papa Ceo's Pizza for a Rambo slice, but the past few times I've been there I've noticed a lack of freshness so I've since banished them from my eat-out menu. Not knowing where I'd end up, I staggered out my front door in search of a cup o' joe to loosen up my daily constipational. I've been eyeing up a cheese shop named Chabichou for some time now, and noticed that they also sell espresso, so I thought 'what the fuck' and gave her a whirl.
What to my wondering eyes do appear: The Greasy, Cheesy Great Goddess of Grilled Cheese herself:
This bitch is cheesy. I'm no slouch when it comes to grilled cheese - I've tried most varieties; bacon, prosciutto, double-decker, rosemary seasoned and fried to name a few - but this may just take the cake. What we have here is a grilled cheese sammy, packed with ham, cheddar and swiss cheese, then smothered in a thick layer of cheddar and swiss and baked to melted-perfection. I strongly maintain that all food should be covered in cheese or wrapped in bacon, and this is definitely a good start. Coupled with a mean triple espresso for breakfast, I don't really know what my guts have made of this mess but I'm sure it's going to be anything but healthy. Screw it, this was a damn good dish and exercise in gluttony.
Five out of five greasy thumbs up.
What to my wondering eyes do appear: The Greasy, Cheesy Great Goddess of Grilled Cheese herself:
This bitch is cheesy. I'm no slouch when it comes to grilled cheese - I've tried most varieties; bacon, prosciutto, double-decker, rosemary seasoned and fried to name a few - but this may just take the cake. What we have here is a grilled cheese sammy, packed with ham, cheddar and swiss cheese, then smothered in a thick layer of cheddar and swiss and baked to melted-perfection. I strongly maintain that all food should be covered in cheese or wrapped in bacon, and this is definitely a good start. Coupled with a mean triple espresso for breakfast, I don't really know what my guts have made of this mess but I'm sure it's going to be anything but healthy. Screw it, this was a damn good dish and exercise in gluttony.
Five out of five greasy thumbs up.
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