I have always liked this pizza joint, and now I know why. <Insert random joke comparing pizza toppings to drugs!> From blogTO.com:
"Pizza Gigi, the popular Annex pizzeria, was shut down earlier today after police found over $1 million worth of marijuana, MDMA, OxyContin and crack cocaine on the premises."
I think this is what smoking crack would feel like. It's hard to determine, but this is an ad (remixed) for some Japanese cheesy curry Cup-O-Noodles, or something to scare small children away from their television sets. Either way, it seems to me that everything the Japanese produce for TV should come with a "This May Cause Seizures" warning. Even still, I really want to try these noodles, likely in the safety of my own home with a sober friend and a safety word.
UPDATE!! And then there's this:
Now I'm beginning to think that everything in Japan is injected with/covered in cheese! Plus, read that label again: "Rare Cheese"!! What is this rare juice cheese? Add that to the already legendary Kobe Beef cows and Japan may just be the dream land I've been missing all my life. Let's all hop a jet plane and live like giants in this strange world.
