Bacon, Maple Syrup and... BEER!!!

The belly blog has been down since the summer sun heated up this side of the world, but now that sun has turtled faster than a freshman's prick at the Depend's granny panty party, it only seems fitting to curb our seasonal depression with America's #1 past time: gluttony!!!

Behold: Maple Syrup Bacon Beer!!

"Rogue Ales has collided with Voodoo Doughnut to create Bacon Maple Ale! This unique creation contains a baker’s dozen number of ingredients including bacon and maple syrup from one of Voodoo’s signature doughnuts."

I'm guessing this isn't the type of beverage that will be popular amongst binge chuggers, but I'm definitely intrigued. Picture sitting down to a breakfast bowl of maple bacon swimming in fine lager... This may just be the greatest thing to grace our dawn since the invention of the "wake and bake" and of course "morning sex". Throw in a pack of cigarettes and you've got yourself the perfect way to start your day!

I, for one, can not wait to try this, and will be placing it on top of my Christmas List.

Check out the Rogue site and order online here.

The Greasy French Canadian - Best Sandwich Ever?

"20" french toasted Parisian baguette, poutine, quebecois steamy, bacon sandwich covered in 100% pure maple syrup from the tit of The Mother Maple Tree."  Today, I am proud to be Canadian.  Like every other day, but today especially.




Rum on the table, greasy sandwich down the trap.  "It's so good".  I bet it is.

From Epic Meal Time on YouTube