Gluttony Pants, finally!

It's hard to believe that these pants have only just been invented.  From a line of deadly sins inspired clothing by Betabrand, these bad boys come with their own built-in napkin.  Also, "These unique pants sport a trio of buttons (lovingly named Piglet, Sow, and Boar) that indicate precisely how far your waistline has expanded with each meal."

So, if you're like my buddy Big Rig, you won't need to be sewing any pants extenders onto that suit you haven't put on in three years.  Mom and dad, please put this on my xmas list.

via Foodbeast.com