Bacon Cologne!

For years I have been standing by my theory that the smell of cooked meat should be available as a scent. Personally, I think a woman who walks by smelling like hamburgers is far more likely to grab my attention than a waft of dried daisies. Although I've never put this theory to practice, the fine people at Fargginay have. They recently introduced Bacōn, a cologne for men that will undoubtedly see 1,000,000,000% profits in the next quarter.

Let the Year of the Bacon continue!