THE ULTIMATE WHOPPER!!

Some son-of-a-bitch reporter in Tokyo just handed the rest of the bacon loving world their asses by ordering a Whopper with 1050 STRIPS OF BACON ON IT!!!

 

Apparently, Tokyo Burger King announced a "15 strips of bacon on your burger for ¥100 (~$1.25)" promotion, so this bacon blaster payed a measly $12.50 for 150 strips (and who wouldn't?!). He puts this little bacon baby down the trap like Babe Ruth swatting at a fly, and after a short trip home to deposit his lunch into a short term processed bacon account, returns with fire in his eyes. I can not believe that Tokyo Burger King has a bacon stockade capable of creating one man's 1050 bacon strip Whopper, but seeing is believing. Bacon boy burns through this big bad burger and likely implodes, creating the universe's first Bacon SUPERNOVA!!!!

 

Not sure about that last part, I got hungry and stopped reading the article.

 via BoingBoing.

Bacon-Scented Kitty Litter

Complete with urine activated sizzle sound!


via TheAggregate.net

Personal Bacon Tracker - The PBT

Hey buds, how's your PBT doing these days? Oh, you don't have one? Well then you are stupid, because if you did you could already be crossing off huge milestones on The Personal Bacon Tracker by The Bacon Institute for Bacon (a subsidiary of Flummox Industries). Whether you're checking the Momentous Achievement of 100 Pieces of Bacon Consumed, or reaching for the mile low club, a Mindnumbing Achievement at 400 Pieces of Bacon Consumed, we are absolutely certain that this type of information should be kept track of frivolously. How else is The Bacon Institute for Bacon supposed to accurately guage Bacon Consumption for the purposes of Bacon Production?! Common.

Bacon Cologne!

For years I have been standing by my theory that the smell of cooked meat should be available as a scent. Personally, I think a woman who walks by smelling like hamburgers is far more likely to grab my attention than a waft of dried daisies. Although I've never put this theory to practice, the fine people at Fargginay have. They recently introduced Bacōn, a cologne for men that will undoubtedly see 1,000,000,000% profits in the next quarter.

Let the Year of the Bacon continue!