THE ULTIMATE WHOPPER!!

Some son-of-a-bitch reporter in Tokyo just handed the rest of the bacon loving world their asses by ordering a Whopper with 1050 STRIPS OF BACON ON IT!!!

 

Apparently, Tokyo Burger King announced a "15 strips of bacon on your burger for ¥100 (~$1.25)" promotion, so this bacon blaster payed a measly $12.50 for 150 strips (and who wouldn't?!). He puts this little bacon baby down the trap like Babe Ruth swatting at a fly, and after a short trip home to deposit his lunch into a short term processed bacon account, returns with fire in his eyes. I can not believe that Tokyo Burger King has a bacon stockade capable of creating one man's 1050 bacon strip Whopper, but seeing is believing. Bacon boy burns through this big bad burger and likely implodes, creating the universe's first Bacon SUPERNOVA!!!!

 

Not sure about that last part, I got hungry and stopped reading the article.

 via BoingBoing.

Personal Bacon Tracker - The PBT

Hey buds, how's your PBT doing these days? Oh, you don't have one? Well then you are stupid, because if you did you could already be crossing off huge milestones on The Personal Bacon Tracker by The Bacon Institute for Bacon (a subsidiary of Flummox Industries). Whether you're checking the Momentous Achievement of 100 Pieces of Bacon Consumed, or reaching for the mile low club, a Mindnumbing Achievement at 400 Pieces of Bacon Consumed, we are absolutely certain that this type of information should be kept track of frivolously. How else is The Bacon Institute for Bacon supposed to accurately guage Bacon Consumption for the purposes of Bacon Production?! Common.

Corn Dog Maker

Enough messin around with them silly ol' hot dogs on a stick, get yourself a corn dog maker ya BIMBO!

Only 6?! Why that ain't enough fer my 9 year old girl!

Get yours at Amazon.com for only $25!

It's a bird, it's a plane, its... TACOCOPTER!!!

I shit you not. News of a fast-food UFO drone has been sweeping the internet as of late, and here at Belly Busters we are more than happy to welcome what just might be the greatest technological advancement that man has ever seen. From Huffington Post:

"Indeed, the concept behind Tacocopter is very simple, and very American: You order tacos on your smartphone and also beam in your GPS location information. Your order -- and your location -- are transmitted to an unmanned drone helicopter (grounded, near the kitchen where the tacos are made), and the tacocopter is then sent out with your food to find you and deliver your tacos to wherever you're standing. 


You pay online, so the tacos are simply dropped off at your feet by the drone helicopter, which then flies back to the restaurant to pick up its next order."

Baconalia

I don't care what Chinese Astrology has to say about it, this IS the Year of the Bacon.

Revisiting The BURGER

Here's The Burger video again, this time in somewhat better resolution on vimeo.

THE BURGER from Ben Carlin on Vimeo.

83 Belly Busting Restaurant Challenges

Here's a bloated list of challenges across America that are sure to put your average Canadian in an early grave. I'm pretty sure this is just an average American supper.

The Burger

A bird, in a bird, in a bird, in a pig!!!

These guys have just gone loco.  They call this the TurBaconEpic, I call it genius.  Whatever you wanna call it, this unholy mutant meal is another gluttonous creation that has left my jaw firmly planted to the greasy floor of the kitchen.  I admire the amount of work this would have taken to prepare.


Gotta love the random Jew!!  Another masterpiece by Epic Meal Time.

Gluttony Pants, finally!

It's hard to believe that these pants have only just been invented.  From a line of deadly sins inspired clothing by Betabrand, these bad boys come with their own built-in napkin.  Also, "These unique pants sport a trio of buttons (lovingly named Piglet, Sow, and Boar) that indicate precisely how far your waistline has expanded with each meal."

So, if you're like my buddy Big Rig, you won't need to be sewing any pants extenders onto that suit you haven't put on in three years.  Mom and dad, please put this on my xmas list.

via Foodbeast.com

The ULTIMATE CORNDOG!!

I am in love with this on so many levels.


Three different animals that used to be living!  And bacon mayonnaise.  I would love to marry that girl and serve this abomination at the reception.  Another huge win from Epic Meal Time.

The Fat Sandwich

Meaning you will be fat when you finish this. Lordamercy.

Measuring almost six inches in diameter, we’re looking at a sandwich made of two rolls, 4 cheeseburgers, double cheesesteak, chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, ketchup and french fries. I guess a good question to ask is, what’s NOT on this sandwich? You can pick one up from the Fat Sandwich Company if you’re so inclined to try all those ingredients and flavors in one bite.

via foodbeast.com

5 Double Down's in ONE Sitting

I stumbled across this on KFC Canada's Facebook page.  I thought eating one was pretty bad ass.  To celebrate the Canadian release of the Double Down, this guy (who's name is also Ben) ate five of these greasy heartstoppers in seven minutes. That's TEN fried chicken breasts!! 
WARNING: May promote uncontrollable vomitting.

My Double Down Experience

Today is the day of the Canadian Double Down release.  Suprisingly, I couldn't find one friend to join me for lunch today, so I had to go it alone and take down the ground-breaking sammy on my own.

The first thing I noticed about what I would like to call "The Double Down Experience" was the feeling I had before ordering it.  Even on my walk to KFC, I had this ominous feeling in my soul that I couldn't shake.  Like a boy with a potato cannon aimed at a hornets nest, I knew that the outcome of this event was not likely to be a good one - hell it might even hurt - but the excitement of the unknown was too much to bare and I had to follow through with my plan.

World's Longest Enchilada

Give me a weekend on the Captain Morgan's and a Sunday morning hangover and I'm pretty sure I could take this down.


"Residents of Iztapalapa cooked up a 230-foot-long (70-meter-long), almost 1 1/2-ton enchilada Sunday. Guinness record official Ralph Hannah announced that it was the world's biggest."

"The colossal concoction was made of corn tortillas, white onions, serrano chilis, green tomatoes, avocado, cheese, cream and a sea of salsas, among other ingredients."

Link.

More Crazy Slow Mo Food Insanity

Apparently these wacky slow-mo food videos are the latest meme running around the internet.  This one includes a clip of Paula Deen making a bacon cheese burger with glazed donut buns.  Now excuse me while I go put a drill through my ear.

The Baboon Heart

Another ThisIsWhyYoureFat classic, I could totally go for one of these right NOW!

"Cream cheese, burger stuffed with salami, provolone cheese, fried egg, buttered toast, fried turkey, bacon, grilled onions and peppers, spicy ranch dressing, munster cheese, all on a bagel."

 Make yo body so booty-licious.

Eat Pizza Slow

The Great Toronto Poutine Challenge: Winners

The Great Toronto Poutine Challenge is a feature on blogTO that I've been following for the past 20 days.  Basically, the author ate a different poutine every day for the past 20 days and rated each based on Fries, Gravy and Cheese.  It got a ton of negative feedback and really could have been one 'best of' list, but I give this guy some serious Gluttony points.  Perhaps a Belly Buster poutine challenge is in order...

via blogto.com