THE ULTIMATE WHOPPER!!

Some son-of-a-bitch reporter in Tokyo just handed the rest of the bacon loving world their asses by ordering a Whopper with 1050 STRIPS OF BACON ON IT!!!

 

Apparently, Tokyo Burger King announced a "15 strips of bacon on your burger for ¥100 (~$1.25)" promotion, so this bacon blaster payed a measly $12.50 for 150 strips (and who wouldn't?!). He puts this little bacon baby down the trap like Babe Ruth swatting at a fly, and after a short trip home to deposit his lunch into a short term processed bacon account, returns with fire in his eyes. I can not believe that Tokyo Burger King has a bacon stockade capable of creating one man's 1050 bacon strip Whopper, but seeing is believing. Bacon boy burns through this big bad burger and likely implodes, creating the universe's first Bacon SUPERNOVA!!!!

 

Not sure about that last part, I got hungry and stopped reading the article.

 via BoingBoing.

McDonald's Anus Pounder

Burger Boardshorts!!

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via foodbeast.com

The Burger

More Crazy Slow Mo Food Insanity

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a few random shots from my brackberry.

Injecting Hamburgers

This explains a lot about me.  It definitely explains the eating habits of Heavy D and Little Rig - in fact it explains the general physique of most everyone I associate with.  Shame what our society has come to... now who's dick do I have to suck to get a damn cheese burger around here!! I'm gettin the shakes.